Commonly found variants; note these may range from acceptable alternatives to non-standard forms or incorrect spellings*.
* Singlish is a largely spoken creole, and as such descriptivism (recording forms that reflect actual pronunciation in spoken language, or as appearing in the linguistic corpus) is more pertinent than strict prescriptivism. Nevertheless, the use of more standard forms (or for words originating in languages with Latin script, such as Malay, accurate to the original spelling) is recommended and encouraged.

also can:

gong jiao wei kong chiau oe kong chiao wei kong chiau wei

kong jiao wei

Hokkien:

讲鸟话

poj:

kóng chiáu ōe

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definitions

verb

  1. to talk rubbish; to spout nonsense
  2. They kong jiao wei one ... u ever wonder why they lunchtime jiak salad and fish soup but still dino size?

    — 2021 June 9, RadEoNic. Hardwarezone, "McDonald's Blueberry Cream Cheese Pie so sedap!". https://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/threads/mcdonalds-blueberry-cream-cheese-pie-so-sedap.6533687/

  3. to speak idle drivel; to engage in aimless chit-chat
  4. Knn, don't come and kong jiao wei leh!

    — 2024 July 7, Jude Ng (Facebook post). https://www.facebook.com/groups/196663252089618/posts/1041199100969358/?_rdr. acc. 2024 October 14


usage notes

Generally considered less vulgar than the full phrase kong lan jiao wei, or not vulgar at all.